The Budget.

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The 1994 Budget Debate

The country was in a terrible state
Parliament rose for the budget debate,
It was quite a few months before Keating spoke,
then he said, "Sex will be taxed, five bucks a poke."

"Whether you're short, long, skinny or thick,
the Tax will be paid on the use of your prick."
Then Noel Love said, "Paul, look here,
Will the Tax apply to the boys who are queer?"

William Holden rose and looked rather glum,
"Will I be excempt because I like a bum?"
Keating replied and sounded quite airy,
"You'll pay double you dirty old fairy."

Up rose Ray Holmes to tremendous applause,
He grabbed Bronwyn Bishop and ripped off her drawers,
He straddled across her and f***ed her at will,
Then shouted to Keating, "put that on the Bill."

Chad Collier then shouted, "I think I'll resign,
I haven't had sex for a very long time,
I dream every night of a big juicy crotch,
But at five bucks a go, that's too bloody much."

The debate carried on, oh what a sight!
Craig was wanking the whole of the night,
William was coming, Noel came last,
And in the excitment the dumb bill got passed.

So now in the bedrooms of Australia at night,
There's many an arse that's closed good and tight,
They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes,
And now the bastards are taxing our pokes.

If five bucks a grind is what we must pay,
It is now with ourselves that we must play,
To quench our frustrations we must have a wank,
And for the state of the country we've Keating to thank!"

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